"You Marylou?" he asked gruffly, squinting at her.
"Marylou von Fixin de Hoolie," she said, "And you must be Medicine Dan. I've been hoping to meet you one of these days. I'm looking for someone in the future, my dad Hans Sneebum."
"How far you reckon he went?" Medicine Dan was no stranger to the future. He had contacts all the way from last week to the next century.
"That's the thing we don't know," she sighed. "He got washed down the river about four years ago." She shifted her feet and looked plaintively into his wrinkled face.
"Tell me this. What's the most likely thing he'd get up to? Did he have a reputation for something n'ruther?" Medicine Dan, a consummate tale-teller, needed a hook. Something to pass around, fish for information.
"Well, he was a card-carrying member of the Icelandic Doomsday Seed Traders Club...He collected seeds of all kinds, especially heirloom vegetables. I guess he'd be looking for seeds wherever he landed. That, and he had the bluest eyes you'd ever see."
"Gotcha."
"What do you know of the future, Medicine Dan?"
"Well, 'bout twenty five years from now, Scrappers get kinda mean. Times are tough, no place for a lady. After that, there's a renaissance, and things get damn near bucolic. Hey, maybe your Daddy has something to do with that! Did he have any seeds with him when he got carried off?"
"My dad never went anywhere without pockets full of seeds...." Marylou thought for a moment. "What is it you want, Medicine Dan?"
The old man looked at Marylou carefully. He was so used to people asking him for things, he was taken aback for a moment. "More than anything I'd like a dog. Someone to replace Clarabelle, my beloved mule, may she rest."
After this fateful encounter, Marylou set off for Leroy's Foos Ball and Pool Hall. She liked to go there on her trips to town to play a game of foos ball, and have a plate of their famous cheese fries. Little did she know who and what waited for her there.
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