Vertigo Time, Tuesday edition

A Missing Persons Report was filed at the Office of River Inquiries on Monday evening by one Eloise von Fixin de Hoolie of Vertigo Dock 2, Western Side. Hartmut von Fixin de Hoolie disappeared on the afternoon of Sunday May 9, 2214, while attempting to send a bottle upstream. Mrs. E. von Fixin de Hoolie also filed a Missing Persons Report on her husband Hans Sneebum on February 2, 2210. Hans Sneebum has not currently been recovered.